Christina Aguilera

American singer Christina Aguilera is parodied on Bo Selecta.

She is shown as a promiscous Liverpuddlian lass who entertains men for money. During the Cribs section of the show, it was shown that she lived in a static caravan in Merseyside. This also serves as a place to entertain her various male clients. She shows us her collection of thongs which as various dirty words printed on the rear. Her catchphrase is "I'm dead dirty!" in an exaggerated Scouse accent. The only thing Christina doesn't like about her body is her abnormally large big toe, which brands disgusting and forbids us from seeing it.